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:: Thursday, February 13, 2003 ::

CAR ACCESSORIES!

My latest idea for bumber sticker:

• Arseholes honk!

That should silence some of the obsessive and incessently honking people on the road, if they are anywhere close to being sane that is.

Some of my ideas for car accessories:

• A display unit in the rear that can hurl curses, or anything you want to say


• A device to de-activate horns when they cross the limit of sanity


• A mud splasher that can target the annoying drivers who think rules are made to break


• A robotic arm that can throw into outerspace all the annoying autos that block your way just to prove their arrogance


• Something that can put all slow moving, smoke belching monsters permanently out of road

posted by Arun at 9:51 AM

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